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imsirius:

What’s your favourite swear word?

(Source: igperish)

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish, via ruinedchildhood)

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via moistbottom)

make me choose  anonymous asked: harry potter or twilight saga

(Source: meslany, via badasstargaryen)

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

(via fake-mermaid)

Tumblr:Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me:*Scrolls past*

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via foreverdreamingofreality)

mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

(via trust)

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

(via crunkahontas)

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

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